That better?
(You look up with water dribbling from your chin, thats it let it flow)
You were quite a thirsty boy weren't you.
(Bark)
Would you like to play with my shorts? Dont worry I wont need them again today as I have been wearing them all morning as I drove here so you can have them if you like.
(Go get a dirty pair of shorts, pants or something similiar out of the laundry basket)