HEHE thats pretty small you loser, no wonder you got excited, you must never meet hot girls like me.
Im going to suprise you by pulling my panties down. I think your going to like it. But first, I want you to get some kind of rope and tie up your balls with some rope hanging down.
then I want you to find a 4 litre empy and fill it as full as you think you can take it and tie it so its pulling your balls to the ground. I want it to hurt! While your doing that grab an ice cube tray, some panties(any ones you desire), and 8 clothespins. GO!