I could do this all day. How about you? Hanging in there?
Roll the die. No strokes this time, hands off your pathetic member. I'm sure that's a relief at this point.
Smack your balls and fuck your ass at the same time, the number you rolled.
Give me good hard smacks now! No pussy-ass love taps. I want those nuts bouncing and throbbing!
HAHAHA! You know how ridiculous you look right now? Smacking your balls and fucking your own ass? Imagine one of the neighbor girls peeking in through your window right now and seeing what you're doing! She'd run and tell everybody, you know how girls are. I'd run and tell everybody too.