Hey there, baby.
Are you still being a sore loser? *giggle
Are you enjoying the permanency of that cage?
I still can’t believe you fell for it. When your balls are full and begging to pop, you get a little dumber. You’re more fun to tease, and easier to trick.
You were always the tough guy, and I honestly never thought that I could have you in a situation like this.
I bet I could get you to do just about anything.