"Ok baby. Now to be honest women just don't like hairy men. There is nothing less sexy than a looking at a mans big hairy belly. So we're just going to help you by getting rid of all that ugly hair. So I want you to go and get a large bowl of warm water, some shaving cream, a razor and a towel and bring it back here.
Make sure your tub isn't over flowing."
Once you have your shaving kit click continue.