Starting Your New Life.

Starting Your New Life. by pbsissy

Hey there,

Me and my friends have noticed all the troubles you've been having. How frustrated you've been. So today we've decided to help you out and see if we can't relieve some of your ... frustrations.

You see we've been watching you. And we've noticed that yo never seem to be with any girls. And you spend many nights at home ... alone on your computer.

Well today me and my friends want to help you out.

We want to help you start a new life. One that's a little less lonely and less ... frustrating.