"Uh oh!" (phone rings) "Hi Willy! Let me put you on the speakerphone..."
"How are you? Yeah, I was just getting ready and packing my lingerie."
"What am I doing right now? My fingers are tickling something soft and warm and wet can you guess?..."
"That's right I was thinking of you too. Are you being a good boy?"
"Remember no cummies until we meet!"