Check this out, loser. It's like my body was designed to be a stiffy-making, heart-breaking, sex machine.
Wouldn't you like to take a ride on me?
Well, sorry, it's too bad, because I don't fuck losers.
Why don't you jack yourself off to the edge again?
That's it, keep going... I want you to produce a single drop of cum for me. Don't you dare mess it up, loser.