Wanker Therapy 1 (a classic)
You're here because you masturbate too much?
Yes, let's not get technical, then. We'll call it jacking off.
So, how often do you jack off?
Really? That is pretty excessive. Does your spouse or significant other know about this?
Oh, I see... When was the last time anyone beside you touched your cock?
Wow. And I'm sure your lying about that, so I'll just double it here on your chart.
Never mind, it's already written down... Let's see... How often do you get these urges to jack off?
Constantly? What kind of girls do you like to jack off too?
I see... Young women like me? Beautiful?
I see, Way out of your league? Do girls like that make you feel pathetic and insignificant when they strut by all dolled up in leather or lace?