Young Blonde Neighbor (a classic)
I really think I look super cute in this, like a little tropical island girl. All I need now is a lei.
No, silly, you know, those flowers the girls put around your neck. L-E-I, lei.
Can I tell you a secret? I’m usually a good girl, but one night after weeks of listening to my boyfriend beg, I decided to give my first ever blowie. It was after the Hawaiian night dance, and I think someone spiked the punch. I tried to go down on him in the back seat of his Mustang, but each time the silky soft flowers of my lei would brush against his stiffy, making him twitch.
He kept begging me to take off the lei, but I felt so cute in it.
Anyway, by the time he convinced me, I remembered I was a good girl and made him take me home.
Really?
I'm sorry, I didn't know telling that kind of story would make it worse, sorry...