Young Blonde Neighbor (a classic)
You can open your eyes now. I figure this should help with making you horny too.
Ohh, you thought I was really gonna give you a blowie?
No silly. There’s nothing to worry about. I’m a good girl, and I’m gonna make sure we both stay good. I just want to make sure you’re as horny as possible like the book said.
Let's see... It says for step 2 you have to be naked, so be careful where you put those undies, they’re soaked in that pre-cum stuff.
Wow, that’s only the 2nd penis I’ve ever seen. I never knew they stood up on their own. I guess that’s why they’re called boners.
Can you shake it around?
Could you make it dance for me?
Is it sensitive?
Pinch it for me. (LOL!) It jumped! Do it again!
I’m sorry. I’m asking all these questions and giggling while you're in such pain.
OK, let’s get back to the next step... It says to ensure that the male will stay good, some device should be used to restrict his testicles.
Hmmm, maybe you could take your shoelace off and make a noose with one end?