Unresolved Issues
Well... I guess with practice you might be able to get good.
I know, right? Lils' is even thicker. What can I say? Flossing is good for your teeth.
Okay. Pull your panties aside and start stroking Mr. Blinky. Nice and slow. Tease the little fella. That's it, get him nice and hard. All stiff and ridiculous. Give him about 100 strokes, real slow.
Now stop. Hands behind your head.
I've got to be honest. Your dance was alright, but even with the lippy and the lingerie, I'm not convinced of your femme credentials.
Deep breaths. This is going to take some commitment on my part.
Okay. Okay. Okay. That thingy between your legs, is not a penis, it's a giant clit. This means you can't stroke it like you have been since when the fuck ever. No. Now you have to rub it like a clitoris.
Take two fingers, lick the tips, press your clit against your belly with them and rub that sweet spot under the head with those two fingers.
That's it, just like that. Repeat 'I don't have a dick, I have a giant clit' fifty times while rubbing yourself. Oh, and if you do feel like you're gonna squirt, hands off until Mr. Blinky goes to sleep, then start rubbing again.