Okay, babes, that's a good start. You feeling all sexy now? You're looking at my pits, right? I wasn't too sure at first, but now I'm used to them, I really love it.
Maybe this is why I stuck with you for so long, I mean, you're a pretty girly guy. I mean that as in somewhat, by the way, not cute. So I never had to put up with that repulsive macho bullshit from you.
This is it, you know, time to really get that... over-engorged... feminine side to really work for you.
Okay, sweetie, open up this link http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmKpUyIAqok
Now, I want you to dance for me, really work it, you know? Don't take anything off, I so don't want to see you naked again, but give me the sexiest lap dance you possibly can.
You should see the way Lilly moves. That woman can move like... just, wow. Not that you'll ever see that. That's just for me.
Now dance, bitch. All the way through the song, I don't care if you get tired.