Unresolved Issues
I know I'm being mean babes, but it's for your own good really. Well, I don't know how true that is, but its fun for me anyway.
Okay. Where was I... oh right, yeah. So your naked, my top's off, which I can see Mr. Blinky approves of... Fine, you can touch him if you have to, but only with one finger.
Now, the thing is this... Seeing you naked... It provokes two reactions from me.
First, there's nausea, obviously. I mean, two weeks with a beautiful woman only to be confronted by that? Fuck, I mean... just... fuck.
Second. I having my doubts about how well this whole idea is going to work. You're not exactly going to make a convincing woman whatever I do.
No. I must steel myself. Lils said this was something I had to get out of my system and that woman knows me better than anyone else in the world.
Okay, okay. You see the bra and panties right there? Put them on. Yeah, that's it, slide that thong all the way up in there. Rearrange those, erm, extra bits you have at the front. You still have a ball hanging out. There you go.
Now the bra. What... what are you doing? Look, it'll take forever if you keep pissing around back there, just do it up at the front. There you go. Now, turn it around, arms through the straps. Well done.
Okay. Stand up and let me have a look at you... Give me a twirl.... Back the other way... Very good.
Yep, just like I thought. Fucking ridiculous.