Unresolved Issues

Unresolved Issues by Svejk

Hey there, honey, schnookums, babe. So, I'm back. Look, I've gotta be honest with you. I haven't been on a yoga retreat for the last few weeks like I told you. The fact is, I can't stand to be around you any more.

I mean look at you. What woman could? Don't get me wrong. Its not the size of your dick, lets face it, a couple of fingers are much more satisfying than any one of those. It's just...

I know I haven't been the greatest girlfriend lately, I mean, I've barely let you touch me in months... You know my period is only once a month, right? But that excuse never gets old.

Okay. I've got to tell you the truth. I'm in love. With a woman. Her name is Lilly and she is beautiful. We spent the last two weeks at her house, across town, fucking each other's brains out. It was fantastic. I swear, that girl has ruined me for men for the rest of my life.

But the thing is, I couldn't help but feel like there was something wrong, something not quite right. So I talked it out with Lilly and she thinks I have some... unresolved issues with you.

So, that's why I'm here, to sort them out. I brought some stuff to help with the process.

[You'll need some or all of: A pair of knickers (thong ideally), a bra, lipstick, a dildo/vibrator]