Hahahaha, that was so CUTE! Well, more pathetic than cute but either way it was sooooo much fun to watch. I suppose I can lower the zipper a bit more can't I? Mmm—You'll have to pay more for that one. Now, it's very important for doggies to have collars. After all, it's against the law not to have one! If you have a collar, perfect. If not, get that belt and tie it around your throat, tight enough where it's uncomfortable but NOT too tight! Not that I give a shit about you, but if you passed out I couldn't have My fun could I?
Now before the next step, I want you to think of a letter. Got it? Then let's move on little doggie!