Interactive denial! So many ways to be destroyed...so little time!
Much better—Goddess, that's what you call an erection?! I can't imagine what your girlfriend or wife is doing with a scrawny pig like you, that is assuming you have one of course. Even the ugliest and fattest Woman has standards that I can't imagine even you could reach. Don't worry though, Humliatrix Natalia will always crush you no matter how useless you are!
You know what you remind me of? Today, I saw this rich snooty Woman walking this tiny little hairless dog that jumped around yapping all the time. Oh, it was so funny to see such a powerful Woman with such a scrawny little thing. Say, that reminds me of Me and you doesn't it? Maybe that's what you should be. Humliatrix Natalia's scrawny geek puppy! HAHAHAHAHA! PERFECT! I'm so brilliant.