Interactive denial! So many ways to be destroyed...so little time!
Still here dipshit? Good, because as much as I hate looking at you, I wanted a crack at you! Now, I have My list nice and ready so make sure you crawl around your house to get it if possible. If your girlfriend, wife, or (snicker!) mother is around though I guess I can allow you to walk and get them.
- A stopwatch
- A pen and a paper
- A permanent marker
- A belt or a human collar (if you have one)
- A dog dish or a large bowl full of strawberries in syrup
- A banana
- A doggie toy (preferably shaped like a bone)
Remember, not one more step forward until you have everything.
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