Now, it's time for My list. It's a very short one, so all you cheap pervs can save your money for those disgusting foot fetish sites!
- A stopwatch
- A permanent marker
- At least two pairs of women's shoes. One must be high heeled and one MUST have been stolen from a wife, fiancé, girlfriend, sister, roommate, or (ha!) mother
Got it? About time! I don't like waiting.