Let's get you in the right frame of mind first: Get on your hands and knees, and crawl to me.
Dogs don't walk on two legs, right?
Because you are a dog, since you're clearly not a man.
Not just any type of dog, but a bitch.
You are a meek, subservient little bitch with a clit for a dick, and I have no use for you except for MAYBE to worship me. I don't think you can even do that right. But I suppose we can find out.
What do you think? Think you can properly serve me?
Maybe even pleasure me, if I decide to give you that privilege?
Prove it.