Patty's Tutorial on How to Train a Man
"How are we going to keep this dumb bastard from emptying his balls without our permission, Patty? -He'll just jerk off in the shower or when he's taking a shit -eeww- or something like that."
Well, that's why you are going to have to invest in a bit of hardware for his dick....Trust me, girls, it will be the best money you'v ever spent!
Once his dick is locked up in that little cage and his balls begin to fill with cum, his whole attitude will change.
He'll be instantly trainable, for one thing.
Men are really like dogs, and there's nothing they won't do to be allowed to spurt jizz out of their dicks.
(Hey jerk-off! Stare at that cockcage and imagine that that's your precious dick and balls that I've locked up....Take a good firm grip on your cock, and stroke it fast right to the edge.)