Here you go, fuckwad.
Here's your consolation prize.
(Don't ever let anyone tell you that I'm a COMPLETELY merciless little cock-teasing, ball-breaking bitch.)
I want you to watch this little dvd of mine, and jerk your cock really, really hard to it every day.
Try to organize your day around jerk-off sessions, dummy.
Devote your life to worshipping me as you abuse yourself and beat your meat with your fist.
And when you lose control of yourself -and I know a loser like you will- as punishment, I want you to lick up every single disgusting drop of slime that you spit out of your fuckstick!
Do I make myself clear?
Good.
Now fuck-off out of here, loser.