"Well, it's like this, after a few years, my husband began to get used to me teasing him all the time. So I started having trouble getting him to be as hard and throbbing as I wanted."
"Oh, actually, Crystal gave me this idea too! You saw how she likes to make passes at me and kiss me and so on, right?"
Oh, yes, you assure her that that scene is burned in your memory.
"Well, my husband saw that once and 'schwing!' he got really hard all of a sudden. So, since Crystal couldn't do that full time, we hired Hanna to be my tease buddy, to help me do all his teasing."
You reply that you can hardly believe that it was necessary to have another woman help her, as you find Shay amazingly provocative all by herself.