Your Investigation Begins
As you drive up to the dead man's mansion, on the outskirts of the city, you wonder why the chief sent you to do this job. It sounds like the guy died of a completely routine heart attack. Couldn't they just send a beat cop to take the wife's statement?
You think: Maybe it's just because the guy was rich?
No, you know the real reason why. The chief is still mad at you, and she's no longer subtle about it. So here you are, an inspector, sent to do a job far beneath your rank and talents.
But you should calm down, this is no time to get your adrenaline pumping. Besides, you have to be professional, as you never know when a death that looks routine might turn out to be a murder.
[Play along by stroking when the hero ("you") are stroking or being stroked, etc. You may want lube. If you have a fleshlight, get that ready and use it when "you" might be able to have "your" cock in a pussy.]