Poker Bitch
you will deal the cards, the flop, turn and river yourself. Except for the fact im not actually sitting next to you this is going to work like every other game of poker. You will deal the cards, and then i will make a bet to see the flop, if you call you will lay out the flop and then we bet again for the flop and then the river in the exact same way, at the end of the game you may look at my cards and if you have better cards than me you win.
If not I win, and believe me if I win a hand it will end up causing you a lot of suffering, I wont be betting in the traditional sense, for every hand I will raise a certain amount of chips I will give you if you win the hand, but there will also be punishments if you lose. If you win, you get the chips for the entire hand, if you lose you will have to do all the punishments of that hand, think about it as betting with your humility, if you think you have better cards than me then risk the punishments by playing your hand. You can always fold later, but you will have to do all the punishments upto the fold if you do!
However like real poker, even if you have a really bad hand, I could have a even worse one, and you have to play hands to earn chips, your gonna need a certain amount at the end of the game to cash in for a orgasm, so play smart and risk some punishments, no risk no reward! – and I like a man that takes risks
Use a paper to keep tally of your chips remember you will earn more depending if you call my raises :P If you fold skip whatever’s left of this hand and take the punishments in the pot, then move onto the next hand as you cant do anything else anyway, and hope I wasn't simply just bluffing
So are you ready to play slut? If you are lets meet our unofficial dealer, she’s actually just going to keep an eye on you and make sure you don’t cheat and look at my card’s – something before the end only she has the privalege of doing