The Pindick Appreciation Society
Ok, err no, you're not coming up on the soft bed-sheets: you can do something befitting a loner-boy hand humper. Spank your ass as hard as you can 35 times on each cheek. Each one better be as hard as you can make it. Now spill some of those cornflakes on the ground and sit your bare, raw ass down on them.
Stop whimpering and start stroking at medium pace while I tell you what you're going to do next. You're going to crawl outside to the grounds where Mistress Katka is going to take you in hand. On your way drop by the storehouse: it's down the hall on the left, and pick up a really fat dildo. I don't give a shit how long it is just make sure you get a fat one. Grab a condom and some panties too.
Now give me 50 medium-pace strokes and then 100 ultra-fast. If you feel yourself starting to cum stop and flick the tip of your prick real hard twice, carry on where you left off and keep going until the 150 are done. If you need to stop again: you flick again, then carry on. If you make the 150 without needing to stop... oh fuck it, just flick your prickhead anyway loser: 5 times.
Now let me see your worthless backside crawling out of my sight.