The Pindick Appreciation Society
You can start by crawling over here and kneeling at my feet. Now stroke your little cock really frantically, as fast as you can, right to the edge. No lube, just start tugging it really viciously and make high-pitched whining noises while you do it to show your Mistress what a desperate, perverted loser you are. Stare at my beatiful thighs while you get to work... 2 minutes of this bitch. Worship my thighs and my beautiful flowing blonde hair.
You've probably cum for the last time in your life by the way. I won't say definitely but I wouldn't get your hopes up. I don't want to repeat myself so pay attention: if you spill your nasty loser juice you'll be in chastity long enough for you to forget your own name. Consider yourself warned.
Now there's a pantry just through that door over there. Grab a box of cornflakes or some kind of crunchy cereal then follow me through to the drawing room. Don't talk! Just obey. God, they really need breaking in when they arrive...