The Pindick Appreciation Society
Ohhh you're so close to my ass now slave, huh? So go ahead and get your cock close... no not to my ass, eeewww! Close to the edge! Do it 4 times.
Now you've got some work to do I'm afraid. While you keep stroking you're going to spit in a glass over and over again. Lets get technical, pay attention shit-for-brains: if your glass has a diameter of about 5cm at its base, fill it to a depth of 3cm. If your glass is different, draw a cirlce on paper with about a 5cm diameter and then you can roughly see what volume of gob I'm talking about. If you can't make much spit be inventive - eat or drink something sour to get you salivating, but I expect you're drooling over me plenty already little doggy.
This might take a while... while you're stroking and spitting (oh my god you look stupid) lets talk about something interesting: my ass.
You're totally controlled by it aren't you? It's just turned your little brain to mush. Because you're intoxicated by a beauiful woman's ass, you're sitting naked, spitting over and over into a glass and yanking your little dicky. Wouldn't you love to just slide that G-string to one side and slowly plunge into me? To feel the head of your dick slowly part my beautiful pussy lips: so warm, so inviting, and then feel me wrap around your shaft like a tight glove?
After each spit just focus on wanking for 20 seconds. While you're tugging make heavy breath sounds in-time with your tugs. Make them as deep- and heavy- and pathetic-sounding as possible. Spit and repeat...
Stick the fruit of your labours in that portable freezer over there for now.