You can order it with a head-hole in the table top.
It says in the brochure we should get it because it “inspires creativity”... <giggle>
...I’ve got some creative ideas already.
It will make it easy for you to pleasure me while you stay all safe and locked away….
I wonder what ideas the professional mistress would come up with? Hmm?
Maybe she'd tie you face down and leave your cock and balls exposed through the hole.
I bet we could even find some heavy weights to hang from them.
Do you like the sound of that?