You can of course quit at any time if you’re not man enough and it gets too much for you but that would just highlight how much of a pathetic sissy you are!
Ok. I think I’ve explained just about everything you need to know before you get under way. It’s 10am and I’m going to pass you over to Maria for the start of the test. She’s been dying to see you ever since you passed her little ‘endurance’ test. She’s obviously got something very special planned. Good luck with that.
The next time you see me, I won’t be so nice with you! Consider yourself warned.