Wishing you would just wake up, you stammer out a reply and find yourself begging "No, I... please go easy on me. I didn't mean to do it! I really am stuck! Please just help me get out of here so I can go home. I'm so embarrassed, please! I promise I'll never do it again."
Officer Brandt replies "Sir, you're under arrest for indecent exposure and for violating the male perversion act of 2010, anything you say can and will be held against you..." and reads you the rest of your Miranda rights.