"I guess the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence," says Kara.
"By the way," Kara says with exaggerated politeness, "I think your tits are great, and look: he can't take his eyes off them!"
Your boss smiles politely at this, but you can tell she's not amused.
Then Kara pulls you in to the bar: "Come on, I'm hungry!" she says.