I got up and confronted him:
"I'm afraid you didn't pass the test..." I said.
He looked crestfallen.
"In fact, you only lasted a few seconds. If you hadn't been wearing that condom, you could have gotten me pregnant!"
He nodded his head.
"So," I said, "I'm afraid FDOM will have to put you on a strict orgasm management regimen, which I, of course, will personally manage."
He started shaking his head, and asked what this would mean.