Federal Department of Orgasm Management Census
I got all dolled up, and even rubbed oil all over to give my skin a soft glow. I put on a plush blue-black ultra-short dress and knocked on his door.
He graciously invited me in, and my dress started to do its work, as I saw him ogling me as I stood just inside his doorway.
I said that I was from the Federal Department of Orgasm Management and we were doing a questionnaire that was a supplement to the census.
He said he had never heard of that department before.
"Really?" I said acting mildly surprised, "You've never heard of FDOM?"
Again he said no.
I said we just had to ask a few questions, but that the department required that the questions be asked in a strictly controlled setting, and since we were neighbors, I thought I'd introduce myself first, before we got down to the questions.