House Rules
The tenant agrees to make himself available for transportation of permanent residents upon reasonable request, subject to his own work schedule.
"I don't have a car," you say.
"That won't be a problem," Charlotte replies. "You'll use ours. You'll drive."
Gabbie smiles. Alina scrolls.
You keep reading.
In order to preserve the harmony and balance of the household, sexual intercourse between the tenant and any permanent resident is strictly and unconditionally prohibited for the duration of the tenancy. Violation of this clause constitutes grounds for immediate termination of the agreement.
You read that one twice.
Then you look at Gabbie, who gives you a small apologetic smile. Then at Alina, who is still on her phone. Then back at the contract.
There are four more pages.