You haven't really been paying attention to me, have you? Or at least to what I've said. I can tell by the bulge in your pants that you've paid a lot of attention to the rest of me.
But don't worry. I already know how much you stare at me. Sometimes I wonder how much work you actually get done. But that's okay too, I think I can use this to my advantage.
Perhaps we'll play a game. It has very simple rules. I tell you what to do, and you do it. See? Very simple.
To start off, I want you on your knees.