::laughing::
You didn't really think this pussycat was that easy to capture, did you? You don't think my zipper came down accidently during the struggle, do you? I just wanted the opportunity to put a few thoughts in your head when your guard was down.
I knew the police wouldn't make it all the way to the jail with me.
If you're a gullible little boy who can't keep your eyes off a pretty lady's boobs, admit it-- out loud, and give yourself ten long slow strokes, with ten seconds between each one.