You will do as I say
"Run the smell under your nose, Now!"
"Good boy, Now you need to be tied. If you are not hard, then fuck off. You dont deserve my time. Tie that hard cock. You know how, under the balls and around your cock. Make sure its tight, I want instant swelling and pulsing veins. Make sure that cock is purple."
"If your leaking from that silly thing, clean it up, and run it under your nose, snort it fucker. If it any point you leak clean it and sniff it. Understood?"
"Now boy, pick up that ruler, with your mouth.... good little dog. Now take it in your dominant hand and hold it close to your dangling tied balls. With your other hand, pull it back ready to flick your pathetic balls."
"Now, i want at least 3 flicks, and at the most 6. Get flicking fucker. HOW MANY CAN YOU TAKE? (LAUGHS EVILY)"
"If you did 3, go fuck off. Iv no interest in those that try and do the minimum."
"If you did 4 or 5, your lucky im feeling kind. make the number up to 6 NOW!"
If you did 6, ill let you have a reward boy. Suck your stinky finger, and push it deep in your hole, wriggle it about and spread your hole. You have 3 minuites."
"Those of you who did 4 or 5 at the start, get that ben-gay (deepheat) and put a clump on your clean finger. Run it over your hole you fucking wuss. I hate you already. You should be castrated with a cleaver."
"Now before you proceed, you are going to be treated on the next page, so get them pegs and put 2 on your nipples, 2 on your tongue, and 1 on your top lip. Dont fuck about, just do it."