“So how many kisses did you give my feet in total…?”
0-99
“Totally unacceptable behaviour! What kind of way is that to treat your beloved mistress? Who do you think you are!? I’ll tell you who you are…you’re my little bitch-boy and you’re gonna be strictly punished for such a disrespectful attitude!”
100+
“That’s what I expect from my loyal foot-servant. You’ve demonstrated that you realise a woman’s foot needs to be adored and pampered…but that still isn’t going to stop me beating on your balls some more, ha ha!”