“Good. And you had better have said ‘Mistress’ with that reply. If not, 5 more kicks to the balls for you!”
“Now, we like games here and I’ve got one of my own for you right now while I slip out of these jeans. It’s similar to the game you just played with your last mistress actually…only this time, you have to try and remove your 'socks' using only your feet. No hands allowed! You have 20 seconds starting…NOW!”