"Teasing you, keeping you naked, showing off our bodies to you, messing with your mind and keeping you frustrated is way too much fun to waste on actually letting you out of that thing!"
"What is the benefit to us? If it were to make you eat and swallow boy goo, maybe fair enough. But we make you do that with the condoms we save, from when we are with our boy friends. That ensures you get sufficient protean shakes and boy goo in your belly."
"Give us one good and I mean good reason to let you out?" Megan adds.
"I am sure you wouldn't streak at football matches, eat dog food, dance out on the patio, pop across the road to do the gardening for that little old lady, if we did not have you like this, so pent up at the edge of reason and if you didn't do the things that make us laugh, what would you reason to exist be?"