Guy gets thanked (conclusion to "the Guy saga")

Guy gets thanked (conclusion to "the Guy saga") by billlr

There.
Don't fuck it fast like you would a pussy.
Slow for now, and then work gradually faster.
"Gradually" is the key word here.

I've been letting my husband fuck me up the ass ever since our honeymoon.
You can thank Chris for introducing me to the mysteries of anal intercourse, because it's the reason why I'm letting you do it now.