"You beg me down on your pretty knees for any of the following, which if your long periods of sexual denial and no lusting, all get too much for you, will always gain you a squirt. It is my safe guard to ensure when you tell me you are desperate to cum, you truely are really, really desparate, as you guys lie all the time about how needy you are."
"You may use each only once, as either it will then become the norm for you or will be irreversible."
"So use them up wisely..."