Erica: Teasing Ex-Fiancée and Housemate
But she doesn't get angry at this. She just says in the sweetest way possible:
"We'll see about that. All I know is that after all those nasty things you said about me, if you want me to take you back, you'll have to *literally* beg me to do it!"
"Of course, I would accept your begging and kissing my ass, and take you back..." she says even more calmly:
"And then we'd have wonderful makeup sex. I'd fuck you 'till the cows come home! That would be so much better than masturbating, don't you think?"
You roll your eyes at this, like that's going to ever happen.
"OK, sorry, we still have to work through these issues, but I'm glad we're talking about them."
You think that things were much simpler for cavemen, who could just bang such sluts over the head and make them behave! They didn't have to constantly think about 'communicating' and 'sharing' and all that other crap.