Penis Cream (by Richard Lovel)
You hesitate, with the itch nearly driving you out of your mind, and thought of the misery you would experience waiting until Mr. Roberts returns. So, with a blush you mumble: that you don't want help, but mention that you have got sort of a rash on your penis.
Victoria accepts this declaration without batting an eye: "I see. What sort of rash? Is it like a fungal infection, or an abrasion?"
You admit that it's more like an abrasion.
With a reassuring nod, Victoria says: "Oh, I understand. We've got just the thing for that." She reaches behind the counter. "Here you are. We sell it to lots of men." She hands you a round jar, with a picture of a matronly nurse smiling gently in comfort.
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