Penis Cream (by Richard Lovel)

Penis Cream (by Richard Lovel) by cactusman

The maddening itch has been growing worse each day, and you are finally driven to seek relief. You have been putting it off for as long as you could, fearing the inevitable embarrassment and humiliation associated with revealing your problem, but at last you could stand it no more.

You enter the local drug store shyly and look around for the elderly pharmacist who runs the place. But it is empty except for a young woman in a white lab coat behind the counter.

"Hi, can I help you?" she asks.

You haltingly say that you need to speak to the pharmacist. You ask if he's in.

"Mr. Roberts is on vacation, but I'm Victoria, his replacement. What can I do for you?"









[This story, originally by Richard Lovel, is part 4 of the "The Peter Files" series. I have heavily edited it, mostly to change it to your point of view.]