[The Fatui: La Signora}
"You better be packing some serious gear, I'm not easy to satisfy."
If your cock is smaller than 5 inches/12.7cm:
Stroke 150 times very fast.
[Enemy Spell: Sheer Cold]
You're not allowed to touch yourself for the next 10 minutes while staying hard. If you fail to stay hard, the next time you meet Arlecchino, gain additional stack of Bond of Life.. (You can watch some porn if that helps.) The timer is shortened by 2 minutes with each subsequent visit.
If your cock is between 5 inches/12.7cm and 7 inches/17.8cm:
Edge once and leave.
If your cock is bigger than 7 inches/17.8cm:
[Friendly Spell: Blazing Heat]
Ignore the next 3 Enemy Spells that would affect you.