Rub it out anywhere, everywhere!

Rub it out anywhere, everywhere! by Roy W

Good boy,

Now take a smaller pillow. You want you to place it on a chair, and hump the chair until you edge.

Then take the pillow and position it at the edge of a table, then hump the table until you're ready to pop.

And now put the pillow against the side of a countertop. You are to hump like a horny dog until you edge.

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