So you're wearing a pair of diapers now? Oh my god that is awesome! You are so desperate to get off, and you are so starved for attention... You actually went out and got diapers just because I said to do so. You poor poor wanker.
Well let's get started then! Get up on your bed, and lay yourself stomach down on a pillow, position yourself so that your wee wee is on the centre of your pillow.
Now dig deep within yourself, go to your horny happy place; and hump until you edge...
But don't cum yet!!!