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(um....mistress? may I ask a question?)
"lemme guess....you noticed something missing?"
(yes.....I trust you completely...but did you....)
"Lose it? nope....didn't lose it."
(but you know where it is...right?)
"I do, I got so annoyed with you asking for it I decided to let my boyfriend have it, now if you want it....you'll have to ask him"